TOP TEN INDICATIONS YOU ARE NOT READING THE BIBLE ENOUGH
10. The preacher announces that the sermon is from Genesis and you check the table of contents.
9. You think Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob had a few hits in the '60s but never really amounted to much.
8. You turn to Psalms and a WWII savings bond balls out.
7. When someone asks your favorite Old Testament character, you say Hercules.
6. Your favorite Bible verse is,"Cleanliness is next to godliness."
5. You get mad because you can't find Charlton Heston in the concordance nor in the table of contents.
4. Catching the kids reading the Song of Solomon, you demand, "Who gave you this?"
3. You think the minor prophets worked in the quarries.
2. You fall for it when the preacher tells you to turn to II Hezekiah.
1. You think that Job rhymes with Bob.